What's up New York Colorado weird little internet geeks dudes and dudettes?
Name's Shianne. Pronounced Shy-Anne.
I live in Wales.
It's a fucked up place.
That's why I'm fucked up.
You can't tell this by reading what I've written, but I'm typing so god damn fast, I'm losing sense of my vision. I'm making all these spelling mistakes.
People often say to me you have 'Bipolar' or 'Split personality' or 'Big breasts' or 'JLO's ass' but honey. I was born this, enjoy every bit of what you see cause you aint gonna get it.
MOVING ON.
I often lose concentration unless I'm focused. When I'm not focused, is when I tend to goof off and often become a twat.
A twat is not a pregnant fish.
Let's see.
I'm 17.
I've been into retros for around 7-8 years.
I've been staff on practically all that I've been on because they're usually run by idiots and I get Rasta to hack them for me.
He owes me big time, no worries.
I have no friends outside of the internet world.
Let's face it, your only true friend is your conscience.
Even if you go crazy talking to yourself.
You got a friend in 'him'.
You can't trust anybody.
Let's see.
I love typing.
I love animals.
I love being busy.
I love being a twat.
I love having showers.
I love jogging each morning.
And I love sitting here and letting my back ache for hours on end just to feel no sense of accomplishment whatsoever.
But there we go.
That's life.
What the fuck am I on about?
I'm so tired it's unbelievable..
IF YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ THIS, YOU'RE A TWAT.
So add me and let's be twats together.
We can even go for shits at the same time.
Play a little game called Battleshits.
Be shit mates.
Y'know.
What normal people do.
BUT YEAH. ENOUGH ABOUT ME. TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
A stallion only lasts 5 minutes.